"FOR THE LAST TIME, HE PUT ME IN A FRIGGIN SLEEPER-HOLD!!!, AND I JUST SAID IT TO GET HIM DISTRACTED, SO I COULD GET AWAY!!"
The policeman looks at him, "then why'd you bite his arm"
"BECAUSE HE HAD ME IN A FRIGGIN SLEEPER-HOLD!!!"
"If he really had you in a sleeper-hold you wouldn't have been able to bite him."
"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"